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Straight Red: Episode 59

America is back!  World cup qualifying against Guatemala and Olympic qualifying against Colombia.  Who will win?  America, of course.  C'mon now.  Plus talk about this past week's MLS games, Tim Howard...

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Straight Red: Episode 63

Christian Pulisic and Jordan Morris scored their first professional goals.  AMERICA IS SAVED!  Also, 28 MLS teams in our near future?  Geoff and Alex break down the possibilities.  Plus all the scores,...

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Straight Red: Episode 64

There were a few controversial referee decisions over the weekend and Geoff and Alex yell at each other about it for far too long.  Plus Christian Pulisic scores again, the LA Galaxy keep winning, and...

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Straight Red: Episode 65

This week we find out that Alex may indeed be a time travelerplus an inordinate amount of time is spent on a geographylesson.  Oh, and some soccer.  Eventually.  Also,talk about the 40-man Copa America...

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The Best Soccer Show FINALE

This is the last episode of the famous Best Soccer Show, a groundbreaking podcast about soccer in America. Jason Davis & Jared DuBois

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Straight Red: Episode 66

Ugh, Alex is the worst.  THE ABSOLUTE WORST.  But, you already knew that.  Let's talk about things you don't know: Bob Bradley's Le Havre almost getting promoted, Assault in USL, FC Cincinnati making...

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Episode 67

The #WarOnAlex continues as it always has until someone dies.  But, you already knew that. Meanwhile, NYCFC are, inexplicably, tied for 1st in the East (well, on points, anyway), Zlatan is coming to...

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Episode 68

7-0.  My god.  What an embarrassing loss.  So we force Alex to relive it for your amusement.  It's delightful.  Plus, the other rivalry games, the US Copa America Centenario roster, Giovinco getting...

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Episode 69

Darlington Nagbe and Christian Pulisic both scored their first international goals and America has won 6 of its last 7 games.  So we're going to win the Copa, right?  You won't believe what Geoff and...

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Episode 70

You won't believe what Alex paid for his haircut.  Or maybe you will.  Who knows?  But, more importantly, the US lost the Copa America Centenario opener and we talk at length how we may be able to...

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Episode 71

America won!  Twice!!  And we won the group?!  What's going on?  We break it down whether you like it or not.  Plus we go through every possible scenario where we could play Mexico, talk about the US...

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Episode 72 - with Jason Davis

Holy crap, Gingers. Can we actually do this? The USMNT has a date with destiny, and some short Argentinian guy who is pretty good at soccer. Jason and Alex talk about Copa, domestic competitions, and...

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Episode 73

Geoff is back, but that didn't help America win the Copa America.  That's his fault, right?  Well, regardless, there's a whole lot of yammering about Old Glory's performance at the tournament and why...

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Episode 74

America had a 240th birthday and, to celebrate, a bunch of soccer games happened.  That's what you wanted, right?  Great.  Hey, did you hear that NYCFC are at the top of the East?  Yeah, I'm as shocked...

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Episode 75

It finally happened: someone has a narrower field than NYCFC.  It was the Western New York flash of NWSL and it was atrocious.  We were shocked.  Meanwhile the Klinsmann to England rumors won't die,...

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Episode 76

Is Jason Kreis the new Orlando City manager?  You may know better than us, but we talk about it anyway.  Plus, more on NYCFC inexplicably being top of the west, Adam Kwarsey leaving the league, and how...

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Episode 77

Seattle is done.  Well, spiritually at least.  And probably soccer-ly.  Is soccerly a word?  Anyway, we also talk about how well Canadian teams did (other than Vancouver), the Hudson River Derby, Jason...

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Episode 78

Farewell Sigi!  But who does Seattle get next?  For that matter, where does Sigi go next?  And how did NYCFC score 5 goals in the same match?  What's the deal with Fabian Castillo?  Why is olympic...

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Episode 79

It's the Olympics!  And America did terrible.  Well, at soccer.  We did well at pretty much everything else, but this is a soccer podcast.  Hope Solo said some mean stuff so we talk about it.  Plus...

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Episode 80

This is the 80th episode.  Holy crap.  We should have said something about that.  BUT WE DIDN'T.  Instead, we go on about the MLS playoff picture, Minnesota United keeping it's name, and the entire...

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Episode 81

First things first: if you understand how Cricket is scored please contact us immediately.  IN THE MEANTIME, America has a piping hot roster fresh for judgement, Nigel De Jong may be a small part of a...

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Episode 82

America is through to The Hex!  Which results in almost another year's worth of games...but, still, we did it!  Break out the champagne.  Meanwhile, MLS chugs along towards the MLS Cup on December 8th...

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Episode 83

Landon Donovan is back!  And LA won!  Those two things were probably unrelated, but whatever: we need the clicks.  Also, did you know Appalachian-American is a phrase?  Well, Alex says it is and that...

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Episode 84

Another day another cat bird seat.  That's right, it's another Straight Red.  This time we spend gobs of time talking about the playoff picture, ratings, the missing Mix Diskerud, injuries, a...

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Episode 85

Tata Martino is the inaugural manager of Atlanta United FC!  What does this mean for Minnesota?  Probably nothing, but we talk about it anyway.  What else?  Oh yes! Bob Bradley is rumored to be in...

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Episode 86

We did it!  We conned the Premier League into letting an American manage a team.  We talk about Bob Bradley's new position as Swansea City skipper.  BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!  No, not at all.  We also talked...

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Episode 87

Some USMNT games happened and, boy, they were boring.  In spite of that we talk about them anyway.  Also, Preki has been found, Bob Bradley may be importing some Americans, and Geoff calls Alex HamMan...

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Episode 88

Live from Canada, it's Straight Red!  This time the poutine is flowing like some sort of terrifying gravy geyser from hell and we talk about the MLS playoffs, DUIs, and was the heck is going on with...

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Episode 89

SOUND THE ALARM: it's a playoff special.  Geoff and Alex decided to do an MLS playoff special for you Gingers because you are so dang pretty.  It's almost too much.  There's talk about the multiple...

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Episode 90

Leg 2, baby!  CATCH THE FEVER!  Who is in the best shape?  The worst shape?  The squarest shape?  Geoff and Alex break it all down for your listening pleasure.  Also, thanks to a Ginger submission, we...

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Episode 91

Episode 91, baby!  COME GET SOME!  Canada is somehow the Eastern overlord, the US takes on Mexico, and Alex knows far too much about something called "mother sauces."  It's very uncomfortable.  All...

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Episode 92

Jurgen Klinsmann has been fired and Bruce is back!  A Canadian team will be in the MLS Final!  Chili buns are a type of food! 2016 is officially the strangest year in recorded history (take that,...

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Episode 93

The conference finals are over and the MLS Cup final is set.  Did you pick right?  Probably not.  No one did, but, my God, it was entertaining to watch.  Also, the NASL is on fire for some reason and...

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Episode 94

IT'S MLS CUP TIME!!!!  We'll finally find out who is the best city in America.  Seattle or Toronto...I guess.  Look, I don't make the rules.  Plus!  Talk about Atlanta United's latest moves, the...

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Episode 95

Seattle is your MLS cup champion and with that the 2016 season is done!  Congratulations to all of us, tbh.  In this episode we also talk about the off season, the prospects of Minnesota and Atlanta,...

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Episode 96

Straight Red is back, baby!  The government has yet to shut us down.  Let's celebrate the opening of the new season of Straight Red (and MLS, I guess) with another insane food take from Alex, the...

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Episode 97

The USMNT is back and once again we are mediocre!  But Qualcomm stadium sucks big time.  It's a dump.  My God.  What a disaster.  But in addition to that, we talk about the return of the original...

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Episode 98

Fredy Montero is back in MLS!  With Vancouver?  Apparently.  Also, Atlanta has sold a boatload of tickets for their home opener, Deuce has been cleared to play, US Soccer has released a somehow even...

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Episode 99

We are short on food questions, but that doesn't stop this train of...alright, I ran out of analogies pretty early.  You know who else ran out early?  Owen Coyle, who is once again out of the job....

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Episode 100

In spite of a spirited and relentless letter-writing campaign your beloved Straight Red has reached 100 episodes.  We refuse to apologize.  Meanwhile MLS is back, Orlando opened a new building, Atlanta...

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Episode 101

Got a fresh USMNT roster for ya.  And a fresh Alex food question for ya.  And a fresh Straight Red for ya.  Oh my, what have you done to deserve this?  Too much sinning?  Probably, but that's not my...

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Episode 102

Normally, this part of the season would be a quiet time, but with RSL Her Coat Jeff Cassar's firing and Bastian Schweinsteiger becoming a Chicago Fire man, we had more than enough to talk about.  But...

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Episode 103

How much CONCACAF would a CONCACAF CONCACAF if a-- oh, nevermind.Bruce Arena teaches us all to love again, everyone gets injured, and Alex talks about ground up food that a horse would eat. All this...

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Episode 104

They still let us make this?  FINE.  HERE'S ANOTHER ONE, YOU ANIMALS!  This time we talk about the continued failure in CONCACAF Champions League, MLS TV ratings, Schweinsteigerfever in Chicago, and...

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Episode 105

The NAFTA World Cup is coming and, brother, it will be one for the ages.  In addition to that we talk about MLS' weird salary cap rules, the second (fourth?) coming of Jack McInerney, and Alex's weird...

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Episode 106

We ran out of food questions, but somehow Alex has conjured up Geoff movie questions and, uh, it gets off track.  But, there is still soccer on this podcast, believe it or not, and we do get to it...

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Episode 107

We're back!  What did we talk about this time?  The Philadelphia Union finally won a game, the US Open Cup started, The joint World Cup bid is kind of sort of, but not really approved, Miami may or may...

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Episode 108

Despite the efforts of fate itself, Straight Red is back!  Enjoy another round of food questions and the oddly named Geoff's Movie Corner as well as barely-informed talk about the state of the Eastern...

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Episode 109

What's that?  We're still here.  Damn right.  It's Straight Red Episode 109 and the government hasn't shut us down.  Yet.  Instead, we yammer on about World Cup Qualifying, the concept of FC...

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Episode 110

It's Geoff's birthday (yesterday)!  What did you get him?  Nothing?  Oh well.  Instead Alex and Geoff bring you the gold cup jersey leak, your Kings of Canada, Toronto FC, the future for Dom Kinnear,...

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